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Don’t Go to Sleep
(Quality isn’t too too good here, a bit fuzzy…)
Cover: It’s pretty cool…but it has nothing to do with the book. Did Tim get the right memo?
Front Tagline: “Rise and shine…forever”. Lame, it makes no sense.
Better Tagline: Early to bed…early to die
Back Tagline: “It’s a no snooze situation!” much better!
The protagonist is 12-year old Matt Amsterdam. His 16-year old brother Greg, is making a documentary about how lame Matt is and his 15-year old sister Pamela joins in with play-by-play.
Funny thing, Pamela is the name of Stine’s sister, while Matt is his son. Coincidence?!
Anway…Even the family dog, a dachshund named Biggie, hates the kid. Well, I see where this is going…
Matt tries to reason with his mother to let him move into the guest room, which is twice as big as his small room. She tells him that the guest room is for guests. he still thinks that their only annual guests, his grandparents, wouldn’t mind sleeping in his room.
If they only have like one guest a year, then I think matt should be able to sleep there. This isn’t rocket science!
Then over dinner, Greg continues his documentary on how much Matt sucks and when Matt gets huffy, Matt’s the one who gets punished. That night, Greg and Pam sneak the dog into Matt’s room and it bites him on the face.
More great assholes for ya!
The next day, Matt decides that since his single mom works late at a second job, she’ll never know if he sneaks off to sleep in the guest room.
The next morning, he wakes up as a 16 year old. Wah wah.
Much to his surprise, Greg and Pam are now 12 and 11 and just as annoying. Shocked to discover no one remembers how life used to be, Matt finds himself stuck in a new life. His mother drops him off at the high school, where he immediately gets threatened by a bully. In English class, we see typical jokes about how tough high school is, including books I have not read in high school, nor did my brother. Why do kids’ books love making high school so….like this?
. Matt has a lot of trouble adjusting to his new body. He keeps running into walls and tripping over his feet. He also knocks out a girl with a volleyball during gym class. Awesome.
In the hall between classes, Matt runs into the bully again. Matt realizes that high school can be a scary place. He decides to leave before he encounters more typical high school situations,. On his way out of the school, he bumps into a cute twelve-year-old girl with a ponytail named Lacie. He knocks her down a few times by accident.
I thought high schoolers knocked UP girls, not down!
That night, Matt must again sleep in the guest room. When he awakes, he’s pleased to discover he’s a twelve-year-old again. He’s less pleased to discover his parents have been replaced with complete strangers and he’s now an only child. He gets dropped off at a different middle school and runs into Lacie again. Because of overpopulation, the school had to add more lunch periods and so Lacie’s is at 8:30AM.
Lacie and Matt decide to eat outside and they’re enjoying their brunch when two boys in black \ chase after Matt. Lacie holds the street toughs off while Matt makes his escape. Back at home, he tries to call his relatives but they don’t exist.
He also acts dick-i8sh to his new mom, since he doesn’t know her, is scared in a new reality and stuff.
Matt goes to sleep in the guest room and wakes up to discover he’s eight. And he has a pet monkey. And he wears a blue spandex suit. And lives with an extended circus family. …what.
MUST NOT MAKE…AFRO CIRCUS JOKE
His irate lion tamer father insists Matt practice the new lion riding trick, and so he tries to throw his son into a cage with a lion. Best parent ever, right?
Matt makes a break for it and hides underneath a truck in the parking lot. Then he runs into the two leather-clad toughs and they chase him back to the same lion cage. He runs inside and hides behind the lion. He threatens to sic the lion on the toughs if they come any closer. And ..he does in fact sic the lion on them.
That night, Matt gets very excited about falling asleep, thinking that maybe he’ll wake up as a sports superstar . No such luck. Matt wakes up and discovers he’s an old man. He rushes back to sleep to will another fate for himself.
I love that. Circus family? Fine. Old man? NOOOO
This new reality is only marginally better, as he wakes up to find he’s now a seven-foot lizard monster. Monster Matt has sharp teeth and horns and striped oozing lizard skin. He flees his house and starts accidentally terrorizing his neighbors, causing car crashes and the townspeople begin to swarm away from this monster.. Matt adjusts remarkably well to being a lizard monster. He stops a speeding car with his claws and begins to eat it piece by piece.
I love how he looks at the people and wonders what they expect monsters to eat.
He’s munching on a car door when he spots Lacie, who leads him away from the onlookers. They run down alleys and backways until they come across an isolated house. Lacie leads Monster Matt into the house and into the hands of the two leather-clad street toughs, who thank her for her work. Then they throw a magical net over the lizard monster.
The three lead the netted monster into a jail cell inside the house. When Matt wakes up, he’s a fourteen-year-old boy. Finally Matt and the reader are given some answers regarding what’s happening. See, when Matt slept in the guest room, he accidentally triggered a reality warp. Lacie proceeds to explain that by triggering a reality warp, every time Matt wakes up, he changes reality for everyone in the universe.. Lacie and the two toughs are members of an elite squad known as the Reality Police.
We find out the names of the two guys. …Bruce and Wayne
I C WHAT YOU DID THAR
The Reality Police decide that the only way to stop Matt from changing reality is to put him to sleep forever. …so…kill him.
He thwarts their plan however by falling asleep and waking up as a squirrel. He escapes through the bars of the jail cell window and flees into the night. He decides that if he can just make his way back to his home and fall asleep in his old room again, he can get back to normal.
Before this,he and the police argued for a while, and they say this won’t fix anything. Guess he didn’t listen. I mean if it were that easy, he wouldn’t have to DIE!
He ends up at home. Pam tries to keep the squirrel as a pet, which works fine for Matt because he thinks he can just squirrel into his room, go to sleep, and wake up cured. However, this plan fails and Matt the Squirrel barely escapes being locked inside a hamster cage. He climbs up a tree in the front yard and falls asleep. When he wakes up, the tree limb he was resting on as a squirrel crashes down, due to Matt now being a morbidly obese child.
Matt tries to gain entry to his house by ringing the doorbell and asking if he could sleep in their house. This plan doesn’t work. So the fat kid runs outside, climbs up the tree and attempts to jump onto his bedroom ledge from two stories up.. the fat kid jumps and then dangles from the gutter by his fingertips, managing to land on the ledge before he could fall to his death. He successfully breaks into his house and falls asleep in his bed.
Matt wakes up and he’s back in his old room. Everything is just as it was. Matt realized in their absence that he does love his family, even though they can treat him lousy at times. Awww-
If it was that easy, why did the police NEED to kill him!?
I read a fic that explains this: the police are like, evil and Lacie has only been in the police for like a week, so she explains matt the sleeping thing in secret…and kisses him. At least it’s not slappy…
That’s my headcanon, k?
Matt is so caught up in celebrating his safe return to reality that he forgets that it’s his birthday. When he arrives home from school, his mother surprises Matt by revealing that she’s moved all his stuff into the guest room, which is now his room. He screams.
So no twist.. that sucks. Even as a kid, I was sad. He can just say “do not want” and boom, over. Lame.
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Notable Lines: “How can matt can stand it?”. That is not a typo on my part. It’s right there on page 2. What.
Useless Fact:: This was the first GB book I ever read.
This one was good. I liked the idea, I like the main character, and the “moral”. It’s a lot of fun to see all the different realities, and it is very creative. However. I think the reality police thing could have been explored a lot more. And maybe actually explain the plot holes? The book is bogged down by some plot holes near the end, and lack of twist ending. That brings it down, but it’s still fairly good. Fun, but don’t think too hard about it. –